Fucking Diet Kitchen Scales

Yes! We offer both standard (£4.95) and next-day delivery (£9.95) options. Keep an eye out for our last pre-Christmas delivery dates. See our delivery page for more information.

Unfortunately, we don’t offer gift wrap, but you can add a gift message at the cart or checkout to make it extra special!

Absolutely! You can include a personal message at checkout, perfect for sending Christmas gifts directly to loved ones.

Yes! We offer flexible payment options with Klarna, Clearpay, and PayPal.

Yes, you have 30 days to return unused items. From November 1st, we extend returns until January 14th for Christmas purchases. See our Returns Page for more information.

Standard delivery is £4.95and next-day delivery is £9.95.

Yes! Just enter their delivery address at checkout. Don’t forget to add a gift message, too!

All items are returnable except for jewellery, due to hygiene reasons and opened wallpaper rolls.

Keep them out of reach of children and pets, and wrap them carefully in newspaper or bubble wrap when storing.

No, our Christmas products are not specifically designed for kids or pets.

Yes, we have upcoming promotions! Sign up for our mailing list below to be the first to know.