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One eye on the heating bill? Unable to tolerate the inherent untidiness of an open door? Whatever your reason for preferring the door firmly closed, this mat reminds family, friends and random guests to shut the fucking door in the most direct wa...

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Measures: W60cm x H40cm
Material: Coconut Matting
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One eye on the heating bill? Unable to tolerate the inherent untidiness of an open door? Whatever your reason for preferring the door firmly closed, this mat reminds family, friends and random guests to shut the fucking door in the most direct wa...

Read More
Measures: W60cm x H40cm
Material: Coconut Matting
Image for guidance only. Please be aware all computer and phone screens show colour slightly differently.