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The Micro Penis Mug displayed on a marble table with the box and a spoon, with a plant in the background.
Close-up of the design on The Micro Penis Mug.
Close-up of The Micro Penis Mug on a white marble surface.
Detail shot of the handle of The Micro Penis Mug.
Close-up of The Micro Penis Mug on a marble surface with a spoon, seen from above.
The Micro Penis Mug displayed on a table on the box, next to a spoon, with a plant in the background.
Close-up of The Micro Penis Mug box, with the mug displayed on top.

The Micro Penis Mug is the funniest addition your mug collection has ever seen! At first view, this seemingly innocent mug features what looks like a sophisticated black and white pattern, but that’s not it AT ALL. Taking a closer look, you’ll di...

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Measures: H9.5cm x D8cm x W11cm
Material: Ceramic
Suitable for microwave and dishwasher use
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The Micro Penis Mug

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Order by 2pm Friday 20th of December for guaranteed Pre-Christmas delivery

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The Micro Penis Mug is the funniest addition your mug collection has ever seen! At first view, this seemingly innocent mug features what looks like a sophisticated black and white pattern, but that’s not it AT ALL. Taking a closer look, you’ll di...

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Measures: H9.5cm x D8cm x W11cm
Material: Ceramic
Suitable for microwave and dishwasher use
Image for guidance only. Please be aware all computer and phone screens show colour slightly differently.
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